Jon and Suzie have a thing
When they have sex, time stops. That's not a metaphor.
Jon and Suzie have a problem
Jon hates his job at the bank. Suzie hates the bank for foreclosing on her library. So, guess what?
They have lots of sex and start robbing the bank
All for a good cause, right? Victimless crimes, right?
Mmm not so much.
Sex is just a word love is a sentence