The Big Fat Activity Book for Pregnant People

“They had me at the constipated kitten coloring page. This book should be at every baby shower.” —AMY MORRISON, founder of Pregnant Chicken “This book will help you achieve the chill vibes you’d normally get from drinking alcohol, eating soft cheese, or being able to get up off the couch.” —BETH NEWELL, creator of Reductress, author of How to Win at Feminism “Forty weeks’ worth of distractions, jokes, compassion, and satisfying meanness about Amerlca’s Military-Radiant-Pregnancy Complex. This book is a public Service for all those involved in the hideous miracle of human gestation.” —VIRGINIA HEFFERNAN, author of Magic and Loss “A down-to-earth, hilarious, indispensable companion that will help pregnant people everywhere keep their wits about them while growing a human inside them.” —EMILY GOULD, author of Friendship “Will get you through your morning sickness better than pickles and peanut butter and whatever else TV says pregnant ladies crave. Hilarious and human.” —JENNIFER WRIGHT, author of It Ended Badly and Gef Well Soon “Brutally honest and utterly hilarious.” —NADINE JOLIE COURTNEY, bestselling author of Beauty Confidential “I knew this book was legit the minute I saw they recommended Sour Patch Kids as a morning-sickness remedy.” —JILL KRAUSE, founder of Baby Rabies “You will find comfort, solidarity, entertainment, and maybe even total life enlighten-ment.... It is perfect. I’m ordering one for every pregnant person I know.” —LAUREN SMITH BRODY, founder of The Fifth Trimester, author of The Fifth Trimester